I had to fit one more of these in before the end of the year, because, you know… it’s really, really fun.
This time, I’m highlighting some of my favorite ultra-random searches.
“Naked Floor Scrubbing”
Y’all, I don’t know why you’re Googling “naked floor scrubbing” nor do I understand why that search term leads you to this post on Clear Eyes, Full Shelves; moreover, I do not understand why everyone searching for “naked floor scrubbing” is in Australia, but I’m sorry to disappoint folks who are landing on this nerdy blog instead of finding what you’re looking for.
All I can do is caution that naked floor scrubbing seems like a bad idea for a number of reasons, particularly if bleach is involved.
That is all.
“Playing football in the rain.”
I am not a big football fan. I find it rather dull. I do, however, love 1) fictional football and 2) football in the rain and mud. I grew up in a small town with a big, muddy football field and that’s where all the high school games were played, and that’s my frame of reference for football. If you want to experience this for yourself, I recommend merging both fictional football and football in the rain by watching the “Mud Bowl” episode of Friday Night Lights.